Please to be reading the title in a singsong voice ala 'Troy and Abed in the Morning' from 'Community'.
Since we've been a bit remiss in blogging lately this is your lucky day! This is SUPERBLOGDOPPLER5000!!! Now with 3-D technology and smell-o-vision! (Not really, we don't have that kind of money. But you can pretend.) And now, co-written for extra bloggy goodness...
Lauren:So....to kick off this blog in the style of a talk show (blessedly without people yelling overtop of each other, but sadly without hot male guests), I'd like to introduce...meeeeeee!
Nikki:But we can't promise that a chair won't get thrown, the little people get belligerent sometimes.
Lauren:This is true. We should probably clarify that the children would be the chair throwers and not us throwing chairs at children. Dogs maybe. Specifically Miles. The dog with eleventy hundred lives. And zero brain cells.
Lauren:In Miles escapades the past couple of weeks, the score is Gate being left open by the landscapers: 0, Miles: 1 and Little dog next door: 1 and Miles's nose: 0. So it's a draw.
Nikki:You forgot about 70lbs of Great Dane mix cowering from a fly in the house. Paint an accurate picture of the special for our readers, please.
Lauren:Oh, yes!!! Cowering and quaking in my lap because there's a fly...not even a horsefly or dragonfly...a regular old housefly!!! Oh look, here's his royal moron-ness now. Miles, how do you do it? How do you stay in the character of a total buffoon day in and day out? Do you subscribe to the school of method acting or are you just particularly suited to the role?
Miles: *chews on something that is not a dog toy and gets on the bed with no sense of shame.*
Nikki:You have to admit you collect the crazies. They find you somehow. Also, can I add that HOLY DAMN I put too much horseradish on my sandwich. Wow! Should have tried that a couple of weeks ago when I had a sinus infection, maybe it would have helped.
Lauren:Oh, damn! I don't know. I think the Percocet/Benadryl combo was pretty genius. (*Do not try this at home, kids.)
Nikki:No no no no! You're thinking of the two Lime a Rita (not bad, btw) benadryl combo from my allergy attack last week when I woke up three hours later and didn't know where the children were. (No worries, Mr. PotRoast was at home and had put them to bed. He rocks.)
Lauren:Duh! Silly me! I do get your benders confused. (*She really doesn't need a program, promise.) Question: If I had a salad for lunch, does that mean I can have extra Ginger Lemon Creme cookies?
Nikki:Answer: DUH! We've been over this before.
Lauren:Yesssssss! I should be stitching. AK might show up for a Paris inspection.
Interruption due to technical copy/paste difficulties (I told you we weren't fancy.) Now, back to your regularly scheduled blogging.
Lauren: oh look!
Nikki: Oh hi!
Lauren: Dude! Here's why I love Sarah Jessica Parker. She's hosting a fundraiser.
For Obama. She said, "It should be fabulous." EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Maybe I should have been more excited about the chance to win dinner with George Clooney, but I want to hang out with SJP! I didn't mean this for the blog. I just had to share as it was in my e-mail when I opened it up.
Nikki: I'll probably incur your wrath, but I've never cared for her.
Nikki: She annoys me
Lauren: DUUUUDE! SHUN!
Lauren: FINE! When I win I won't take you.
Lauren: I will take George Clooney.
Nikki: FINE! See if I care!
Lauren: Now all bets on my Billie Piper snarkiness are OFF!
Nikki: OH MY DAMNS!!! It's ON like Donkey Kong!!!
Lauren: Please to be inserting donkey kong video here...
Lauren: Why does Living Social think I need pole dancing classes? Like every other week. OR Boudoir photo shoots?
Nikki: Or vajazalling?
Lauren: YES! Let's discuss vajazalling.
Nikki: Although in a way they are all kind of connected. Google thought I wanted Russian mail order brides once.
Lauren: Well, you do, don't you?
Nikki: I don't know if they have to be from Russia.
Lauren: True. Back to vajazzling. Is there a way to insert a poll? We should see if we're the only people who believe paying for Swarovski crystals to be glued onto one's lady bits is nuts! (Pun totally intended.)
Nikki: *snort- You said 'Insert a poll'
Lauren: LOL! That's what she said!
Nikki: I'm not sure how to do a poll on blogger, but I encourage everyone to leave their opinions in the comment section and mayhaps we can revisit this topic at a later date with some quantifiable data to back up our hypothesis.
Lauren: Yes. That sounds good. So people....vajazalling....thoughts? (Carol's comments are likely to be epic. Also, her comment is likely to be the only one.)
Nikki: I disagree. And I double dog dare others to weigh in on this super important matter. Because I think it's ridonkulous.
Lauren: It IS an important issue. Much along the lines of nuclear waste and world peace. Also, only losers don't take a double dog dare. Gasp! Maybe we should send Katie Couric or Oprah an invite to our blog. I feel certain they would want to be in on this ground breaking discussion.
Nikki: You know it. We are on the front lines.
Lauren: On to stitching news?
Nikki: sigh-I suppose...Lauren doesn't want to talk about lady bits any more, I apologize if you're disappointed.
Lauren: LOL! I want you to know I just broke a nail. Blogging is DANGEROUS.
Nikki: I don't think we have worker's comp.
Nikki: So...stitching...I'm done with London THANK GOD! (no offense to your mom) But that piece deserves every bad thing said about it. It's gorgeous, don't get me wrong. I love looking at it, but it's a pain.
Lauren: I know. You flicked off St.Paul's while watching Sherlock. That says it all.
Nikki: I totally DID! Screw you St. Paul's!
Lauren: But it's gorgeous.
Nikki: I know. But that doesn't take away from it's pain in the assness.
Lauren: No. No it doesn't. And in sampler news?
Nikki: Oh sampler...you're boring me to tears right now. So sad! I've only done about two hours on sampler since my last update, I'm just not very motivated to do anything on her. But I did make sure the second peacock was finished, that was seriously bugging me.
|Two Peacocks- I feel better|
Lauren: Yes. You and your symmetry complex. MTM...
Nikki: Yes!! Let's talk MTM since we FINALLY have all the fibers for it!
Lauren: YES! I picked up the last two (kind of since apparently we will need 4 cards of the PH01 metallic...DOH!) fibers from my LNS. It only took the Waterlilies folks a bajillion weeks to ship one of them. Did my first two over-one butterflies. So pretty! I heart them. (Except that I have to do them again on the other corner.) And I've been PH01-ing but still have some more to go. Not much longer until it heads back to Nikki.
Nikki: and it is prettiness!!!
Lauren: In gay Pear-reeeeeeee....
Nikki: oui oui
Lauren: The over one madness for the fleur-de-lis roundabout is DOOOOONE!!!!! (Imagine me saying that like Oprah.) I've done some more filling in of the center. Paris is slow going. The over-one work took many hours with little to show. Le sigh.
Lauren: Godzilla is awake. Doesn't he know that I'm blogging and had plans to stitch???